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NEW BRITISH COMICS COLLECTIONS AVAIALBLE NOW... This is the first Dan Dare collection I've edited for Titan Books, comprising work by Frank Hampson, Frank Bellamy and Don Harley.
Superb World War 1 strip first published in Battle and another collection edited by me for Titan
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Rules For Dealing With Stray Cats
1. Stray cats will
not be fed.
2. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food.
3. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened
with a little milk.
4. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened
with warm milk, yummy treats and leftover dinner scraps.
5. Stray cats will not be encouraged to make this house their
permanent residence.
6. Stray cats will not be petted, played with or picked up and
cuddled unnecessarily.
7. Stray cats that are petted, played with, picked up and cuddled
will absolutely not be given a name.
8. Stray cats with or without a name will not be allowed inside the
house at any time.
9. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except at certain
times.
10. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except on days
ending in "y".
11. Stray cats allowed inside will not be permitted to jump up on or
sharpen their claws on the furniture.
12. Stray cats will not be permitted to jump up on, or sharpen claws
on the really good furniture.
13. Stray cats will be permitted on all furniture but must sharpen
claws on new £114.99 sisal-rope cat-scratching post with three
perches.
14. Stray cats will answer the call of nature outdoors in the
sand.
15. Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the three-piece,
high-impact plastic tray filled with Fresh'n'Sweet kitty litter.
16. Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the hooded litter
pan with a three-panel privacy screen and plenty of head room.
17. Stray cats will sleep outside.
18. Stray cats will sleep in the garage.
19. Stray cats will sleep on the floor of the kitchen.
20. Stray cats will sleep in a cardboard box lined with an old
blanket.
21. Stray cats will sleep in the special Kitty-Komfort-Bed with
non-allergenic lamb's wool pillow.
22. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed.
23. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed, except at
the foot.
24. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the
covers.
25. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the
covers except at the foot.
26. Stray cats will not play on the desk.
27. Stray cats will not play on the desk near the computer.
28. Stray cats are forbidden to walk on the computer keyboard on the
desk when the human is using sdfjjhhkl;ljfd.;oier'
puyykmm4hbdm9l o9jmdskdm,.
(circulated to me by Jim Bailey, origin
unknown)
